Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Winner, winner, chicken dinner
Why is it I can't hear out of both ears now? Is my doctor getting paid big bucks to not get me better? Bastard. I'm trying to figure out if I'm talking too loud, or not loud enough when talking to people. All I can hear is myself. When I breathe, it sounds loud. My heartbeat sounds loud. Am I typing too loud?
Also, why is it that I can't find an 11-volt AC adapter in this town?
As I read back over that last sentence, I realize how sad and strange my life really is and wondering why I'm not doing anything for Valentine's Day.
Now, considering I have 13 channel of television entertainment at my disposal, I've been watching the Winter Olympics late at night. Curling came on tonight. I still haven't figured out the strategy behind it. I understand it's shuffleboard on ice, but I haven't figured out the method.
I'm having to use dial-up internet for a few days. I need a new AC adapter as mentioned above because the one for the cable modem shorted out the other day. I'm back to my old days of trying to pirate a wireless internet connection from somewhere in the neighborhood. I picked up something, I don't know where it came from, but it comes and goes. And, I have to lay off my bed updside down and hold the computer about a foot over my head at a 48-degree angle to get it to pick up. Eventually, I start losing consciousness and have to sit upright and use dial-up again.
And remember on this lovely V-D (that's right, I abbreviated it V-D)...
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Also, why is it that I can't find an 11-volt AC adapter in this town?
As I read back over that last sentence, I realize how sad and strange my life really is and wondering why I'm not doing anything for Valentine's Day.
Now, considering I have 13 channel of television entertainment at my disposal, I've been watching the Winter Olympics late at night. Curling came on tonight. I still haven't figured out the strategy behind it. I understand it's shuffleboard on ice, but I haven't figured out the method.
I'm having to use dial-up internet for a few days. I need a new AC adapter as mentioned above because the one for the cable modem shorted out the other day. I'm back to my old days of trying to pirate a wireless internet connection from somewhere in the neighborhood. I picked up something, I don't know where it came from, but it comes and goes. And, I have to lay off my bed updside down and hold the computer about a foot over my head at a 48-degree angle to get it to pick up. Eventually, I start losing consciousness and have to sit upright and use dial-up again.
And remember on this lovely V-D (that's right, I abbreviated it V-D)...
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
// posted by Jeff @ 4:26 AM 
